Armageddon.... Child Style...

the title suggests....

the post is about the movie armageddon... and... it was related to a child... now the blog will give you the entire episode happened.. on.... thursday night... at 9 pm on zee studio... at a place called my home... starring... bruce willis... ben affleck... and other co stars... a room out of light... me and my kiddo.. and my elder brother....



aha... dont get wrong notions... about me and my kiddo.... a child who used to come for babysitting... and now is a part of my family.. and i call him my kiddo... aka ... chikku...



now he came to my place. ... just becoz he was missing me... and wanted to stay over....



he was ready for the nite out... with the sole intention of playing with me... and then roaming around the house with me... and then finally having a good nite sleep... with his didi....



but for me.. it was deviation from the normal routine nite that i usually spend...
and since the next day was a bank holiday for me... i wanted to stay up late... and sleep late and get up late....



since my kiddo ... is way too intelligent for his age... and understands more or less... all the things and persons around him...i thot he may stay up late with me too.. ...and then sleep late...



aha... there comes the moment...



movie started... lites were off... and then the following convo had million questions ranging from why

how

where

which

when ...

exactly where...

and for whom...

and why for...

and to whom...

and then where...

and then how...

and so why...

and so what....

but why so...

and why not like this...

and why not like that...





and it was on on on on on on on on on on.....



the questions raised from...

why the balls of fire hitting apni duniya...

and that how exactly they attack us ...

and why not moon...

and what wil happen to moon...

and then why doesnt our duniya get aside....

and then why is there traffic in universe... because the asteroids and earth are hitting each other...



and then...

why are there two rocckets launched....

and the time they launched....

and then the fuel..

how much fuel they got...

and then...

how they gona land..

and where did they land..

and then why the land was so different then new mumbai..

and that why were they digging the hole...

and why not just put the bomb..

and then why they want to break the stone in two pieces... why not four... etc... etc... and



final question...



is bruce willis dead... and then if he is dead.. then who will bring him back.. here... and if he is dead... then ... he will become the stone ... and hit earth again right... ??



it seemed eternity to answer his questions and then make him understand and then he should be satisfied... with all the answers that i provide.... else.. he would remain at the same question and pile up more ?'s....



so as the movie ended.... the questions did not... because after the movie... there were scientific disgrams drawn by me for hime to tell hime how our universe looks and then why ws there an asteroid attcak... and then how everything happened.... and that why werent the solutions he gave me were used.... and that why and how and what happened...

this... is all i had done.... for a SIX year old watching a movie in english and that too a movie... which was rated.... above 16 years only....

had a helluva nite out with my kiddo... and then we slept peacefully only to wake up to answer more questions next morning... cos the whole nite the sweet kiddo was irecting the movie himself... with all the knowledge that he had....

indeed.... Armageddon Child Style... Phew.....